steve and joe’s body swap adventure

After “long-hugging”, body-swapping is the number one tool in the relationship counsellor’s arsenal. Just look how a simple body-swap adventure can resolve conflicts, build empathy, and end up with both parties teaming up for one last heist

STEVE
I hate you Joe. I have no understanding of your life and you disgust me for having different priorities

JOE
I feel the same was about you. I see no way we can respect each other, let alone be friends.

STEVE
OK so now we’ve sorted that out let’s take shelter from this thunderstorm under a sheet of corroguted metal

JOE
I hope we don’t get

BOTH
STRUCK BY LIGHTNING!

STEVE
Oh no we just did exactly that

JOE
Who said that?

STEVE
You did! I mean I did!

BOTH
WHUUUUUUH?

STEVE
Ew gross I’ve got spiders in my pockets

JOE
That is why I behave badly sometimes, because I am scared of the spiders in my pockets.

STEVE
I see.

JOE
More to the point, Why have my balls been dragged back and fingered into my arsehole

STEVE
That is why I sometimes do not treat you with respect, because I am fixated on the fear that birds want to peck my balls off through my paper trousers

JOE
I also see. I love you Joe

STEVE
I love you too Steve

JOE
I think the only way to swap bodies back is to bust a nut into our reflections in a puddle.

STEVE
Then what are we waiting for! I’m gonna bust your wonky nuts faster than you can say “heebie jeebies”

Steve busts a nut

Joe busts a nut

JOE
Oh no! the nuts must be bust at the same time. You have created a temporal body swap rift and turned into a dinosaur

STEVE
C’est la vie, baby. Hop onto my stegs and let’s do one last heist